"Have you lied to me at all in this interview Stephen?"
"...No.""Yes you have. When's the last time you did laundry?"
"…A few weeks ago."
"You ain't washed clothes in a few weeks!?!"
"…Yeah."
"Why!?!"
"... have a lot of clothes."
"No you don't. That's another lie. You don't have a lot of clothes."
"…Yes I do."
"Nope. You got enough underwear to last you three weeks?"
"...Yes."
"Do you wear the same pair of underwear more than one day?"
"…Yes."
*Exasperated* "Why?!?"
"…Because it's still clean enough to wear."
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